The Sheriff is no stranger to hiding truth
Ahoy maties. Pull out your hornpipe and grab your grog bucko cause we gonna tell you a little treasure story on national talk like a pirate day. Yar once a time when old Laurie was lookn fer ‘er first election. The scalawag had a complaint filed against ‘er for sexual harassment by a bucko under her command. When she heard about t’ complaint filed by a man named Gary Brady, she decided t’ make it Avast away instead o’ risk bein’ exposed for what she was a bein’ before the election.
The scalawag marched right to internal affairs ‘n swiped th’ tapes which would prove her guilty ‘o th’ charges. Thar was a witness who watched her take th’ tapes ‘n even implicated ‘ol Sheriff Gillinham in th’ coverup.
When th’ metroactive newspaper started lookin’ into th’ story, th’ scalawag sent th’ sea beast from Davie Jones locker (lawyer Doug Allen) threatenin’ th’ paper not to publish th’ story.
Arrr, ya think the scalawag passed along ‘er ol’ trickery to her best and brightest?
Show yar pirate face Laurie!